The Ultimate Sex Travel Guide to Pattaya
Pattaya is a magical place, truly one of a kind. Sometimes it seems like Pattaya exists in a parallel universe, where none of the rules of the outside world apply. It’s a city of lust, love and sometimes despair. Whatever you are looking for, you will find it here. Every year thousands of men travel here in search of beautiful Thai girls. Some look for a wife, others for a girlfriend, while some are just looking for lust and sex in Pattaya.
I have traveled and worked all over the world and I believe that there is nowhere in the world, where there are so many attractive women in one place as Pattaya. Pattaya is a place of opportunity, of fresh starts in life.
When to go to Pattaya?
There are two main seasons in Pattaya: November to May is the dry and high season, with the cooler months in December and January. During high season Pattaya is crowded and obviously hotel room rates will be higher and to a certain degree, girls rates too. I would say the selection of girls in high season is much wider then low season and the party atmosphere is at its highest. Whilst June to October is the wet season, with the October at the highest. Everything is cheaper during these months and Pattaya is relative quite. Still fun can be found and girls are willing to bargain.
What about Sex in Pattaya?
You never know what may happen when you leave your room here. Go outside smile at a girl, make small talk, and take it from there. It may come to nothing or it may end up in nights with the best sex you ever had. You may have met your future wife, but you don’t know it yet. Whatever you are looking for in Pattaya, there is a good chance you will find it. Thai girls flock to Pattaya in search of love, money and excitement. The city and it’s neon light, open bars and clubs lures both foreign men and Thai women alike looking for a fresh start in this tropical paradise. Most of the girls that come to Pattaya are sincere in wanting to find a foreign boyfriend or husband. Others just like to play the game of love and lust for as long as possible. Just like the men who go to Pattaya have different reasons for doing so, so is it with the Thai girls who come here. I’ve met many happy foreigner-Thai couples who met in Pattaya and I’ve met many couples where it didn’t work out. I’ve seen older men become young again, filled with life and desire for living life again. Pattaya girls have that quality, to make you feel young again, strong, wanted.
- Sex: It is all over Pattaya city and let me give you some ballpark figures that if you stay close to shouldn’t cause you too much embarrassment by paying either too much or two little out of ignorance.
- The Go Go bars: The normal accepted price used to be 1000 baht (33$) for short time and 1500(50$) to 2000 baht (66$) long time.
- The beer bars: There are over 2500 beer bars in Pattaya. There are so many one cannot begin to count them. Most are open sided affairs. The bar fine is typically 300 baht. Short time is usually 500 baht. The expected price for an all night or long time is 1000 baht(33$).
- Soi 6: The going rate is 300 baht(10$) for the short time room which you pay to the bartender before heading upstairs with the girl you have chosen and 500 baht(17$) fee to the girl which you pay her after having sex with her. Girls will now often ask 700 or 800 baht(25$) for the short time.
- Soapie Massages: There are at least several of these establishments in Pattaya, three of which are on Second Road near Big C. The cost is between 1500-2000 bath(50-70$)
- Massage girls: They are found everywhere working for all those little massage places. Typically a foot massage costs 200 baht(7$) with a Thai full body massage going for 200 to 250 baht(8$). An oil massage sets you back as much as 300 baht(10$). if you get a happy ending, usually give her a 200 to 300 baht(10$) tip.
- Freelancers Girls: Usually you will find them in the nightclubs and discos as well as shopping centers, even do they will be more difficult to spot. Short time 500 bath(17$) but mostly will look for overnight stay around 1000 bath(33$)
- Accommodation: Budget Hotel Prices start at around 500 baht per night and go upward from there. Dorm rooms in hostels can be as little as 85 baht(3$), and guesthouses start at around 125 baht(4$) per night. For a nicer room with air-con, expect to pay about 400 baht(13$) per night. Make sure to ask if the accommodation is girl friendly, they may charge you extra for overnight stay guest.
- Food: Fruit on the street will cost less than 15 bath. Street food will cost you about 40 baht(1-2$) per meal and restaurant food will cost between 40 baht(3-5$) per meal. Western meals at nice restaurants cost more, from 300 bath+ ($10 and upwards). You can get some really world class food in Pattaya these days.
- Transportation: The most common way to get around Pattaya is by Bhat Buses which are covered pick-ups. The regular fare should be around 10 Baht for trips around town. If you hire a private driver be sure to always negotiate prices before hand. Another way to move around faster and to the exact point is by motor taxi but personally i don’t like to use because drivers can be rude and it is a costly service. Price start from 40 bhat up to even 150 bht for farangs, for Thai people the fares are cheaper.
Tips & Tricks
- Negotiate Price: Always negotiate price before leaving with your lovely Thai lady (girls leaving early) have to be punished financially, otherwise you kind of confirm you’re stupid and she can just do everything she wants without any consequence.
- Valuables in the safe. When you leave the room and while you are showering. Hear many times of girls stealing money and cameras.
- Lady drinks. Cut down on them, they are useless to the purpose of good fun and sex.
- Go local - The easiest way to save money in Thailand is to simply live like a local. Take local buses, eat street food, and drink local beer. The average Thai lives on a less than 7,000 baht per month in Bangkok, even less in the country side. If you stay at cheap guesthouses and eat the street food, you can spend as little as $10 per day.
- Eat the street food - Speaking of street food, don’t be afraid to eat it. It’s safe- even safer than a restaurant. If it wasn’t the Thais wouldn’t be packing the stalls each day. You’ll find the best of Thailand’s food on the street and it will cost you a fraction of what you pay at a restaurant.
- Take advantage of Happy Hour – Thailand’s many happy hours have half-priced drinks and 2-for-1 specials.
- Gentlemen Bars
An upscale Gentlemen Club with sexy girls and great attitude. The interior design is all around the spiritual Buddha. Open every day from 1pm until closing with specials running every day. Stop in to see what specials are on…
389/110 moo 12 , Pratumnak Road Soi 4 Happy Hour: Everyday 1pm to 3pm… www.kinnareeplace.com
Recently refurbished, MClub is a relaxed and comfortable Gentlemen’s Club atmosphere in a very cool bar set up with music from the 60′s, 70′s and 80′s. They have about 10 girls and some are very hot. The rooms are top notch, the only minus is they aren’t attached to the premises.
Very Central location off of Pattaya 3rd Road, Soi 14. Phone: 084-086-0228 www.mclubpattaya.com
Walking Street is another popular dancing. The venue is an open ventilator cooled disco. The bar plays its hard beats at very high levels. Bands alternate with disco sounds. Candy Shop is still attracting a growing number of very lovely ladies.
at the entry to Walking Street is a ‘open air’ dancing with two Bands playing each evening. The real thing starts at about 23:00. The Ladies at Bamboo Bar usually have a open heart for older men. From all the places mentioned here, Bamboo Bar is the place with the most familiar touch. Ventilators help to cool down.
Heaven Entertainment Complex
One of the major establishments with a large selection of young women and often catering to visiting Koreans, Chinese and Japanese, as well as regular Thais. Prices vary depending upon the young lady, but are 1,600-2,500 baht (around 90 min.) in general. The rooms are comfortable and there are also bars and massage in the complex, as well as games. The area can get very busy, as can the girls. 149/352-61 Moo 9, Sukhumvit Road, Central Pattaya, tel: (038) 377 171.
SabailandA very obvious place opposite Big C on the corner of Soi 3 and Second Road, offers a good selection of ladies who will spend up to two hours with you for 2,000 baht or less. Prices do vary. 102/1 Moo 9, Soi 3, Pattaya Second Road, North Pattaya, tel: (038) 422 806, 429 037.
Diamond MassageGives you the option of having a massage in your own hotel or home. The ladies turn up with the necessary equipment, or you can visit them in their own ‘VIP’ rooms in Soi Diamond. The girls charge a bit more than usual for visiting and the ‘VIP’ rooms can set you back another 500 baht. Diamond Beach Hotel, 449 Soi Diamond, Beach Road. Tel: 089 935 1002.
A Go Go
Windmill Club is been around for ten years and because it is a well managed club with the hottest Pattaya girls. Legendary for its sexy and naughty girls, it is unique and is a must stop over during your Walking Street ‘s tour. There is a side area with a naughty stage, where girls perform lesbo shows and play around with the customers. http://www.windmillpattaya.com
New Go Go on Walking Street opposite Soi Diamond. Long narrow bar with elevated Dancing Stage for 6-8 girls near the entrance, a bath/shower show with 2-3 girls in the middle, with an elevated 2 tier stage complete with dual staircase for 6-8 exotic dancers towards the rear of the room.
New Go Go on Walking Street opposite Pattaya Simon beer complex. Well decorated and featuring a middle stage packed with hot girls, you will have an easy chance to find an 18 years old beauty out of the pack. They are very proactive in getting young, sexy and farm fresh girls from the countryside willing to please any men desire. The shower at the club’s end is perfect place to chill out and play with the naked girls. http://sugarbabypattaya.com/
Located on Walking Street up on the right hand side just after Marine Disco, not quite as far as the big tree on the water side of the street. Opened in November 2002. Medium sized Go Go bar with elevated stage, room for about 10-12 dancers and comfortable lounge style seating around the walls. Choreographed shows and Dancers, open from 8 pm till late. Bottled Beer from approx 135 baht, Lady Drinks from 125 baht. www.livingdollspattaya.com
Whats Up A Go Go
Located in Soi 15 across from Baby Dolls. Central elevated stage for about 10 girls, Padded play beds on two sides with swing handles off the ceiling. Spa/Shower in the rear surrounded by small stools. Lounges surround the Play beds and stools around the central stage. Various types of outfits from Dancers to Performers on the Play beds to the girls in the Shower. Lots to look at and quite popular with locals and holiday makers alike.
A Go Go Located in the heart of Walking Street on the left hand side as you enter from Beach Road, near Soi 15. Alcatraz is Pattaya’s most provocative GoGo bar and nightclub according to the owners. As the name suggests, it has a Jailhouse theme with elevated central stage, Jail cells for sexy dancers on a mezzanine level. Very spacious room with upper level seating.
There’s are so many a go go bars in Pattaya, keep you busy for many nights, more likely weeks.
Disco & Nightclub
Always talked about , always popular. I have seen many honey enter Lucifers. Located in walking street and possibly your best bet. Located just a little north of Marine Disco (see Marine info below) and on same side of street. Opposite P2 Restaurant and bar. 11pm to 2am for best chance. Beer at bar outside Bt130/150 , not cheap , but place to grab a cutie before she gets lost in the big crowd inside disco itself. Alternatively sit opposite street at P72 Bar where the beer is Bt80/90 and you’ll see what talent goes in and out of Lucifers. This is the disco place in Walking Street to recruit a cutie. Disco priorities would be : Lucifers and Insomnia. I would say. Disco girls are normally ‘all night’ cause you quite often recruit them after midnight anyway. Baht1000 to Baht1500 is the norm depending whether she is a looker , and your appeal to the girl.
Marine Marine Disco
is the longest established pick up disco in Pattaya. Its got some hot competition nowadays from places like Lucifers Disco (see above) and Insomnia (see below). Nevertheless its pretty active starting after midnight on. Currently closing 3am (subject to authorities). No entrance fee , but beers were Baht 90 when I was there , early one night (Happy Hour ?) , suggest they might have increased to beyond Bt100 by now. Regarding the Ladies – Baht 1000 to Baht 1500 , see above “Lucifers” same prices all disco’s. This was the first and only Disco full of honey’s when I arrived in Pattaya 1978. Much better then. You sat around the dance floor elevated.
Popular nowadays. As the name implies , suitable for Night Owls especially 1/2am onwards. Gets crowded. Not in Walking Street , some distance away. This one takes off when Lucifers starts to fade. Very popular with the hooker girls. 1.30am to 3.30am key period to recruit someone here. Goes to 5am and maybe beyond. Full of after hours gogo girls and whoever , looking for dick and money : ) From Walking Street , catch a motorbike taxi to it. Well known place. A convenient and profitable disco tour would be : Lucifer, possibly Mixx, then off to Insomnia on a motorbike taxi.
Note .. These very late closing places sometimes get raided by police and folks , including foreigners , are tested for drugs etc”.
- Soi 6
Running from Beach Road up to Second Road is Soi Yodsak, or as it is also known, soi 6. It might only be a few hundred meters long, but soi 6 is home to more than 50 bars and perhaps 1,000 naughty girls.
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